6 definitions by T-Rent

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When you ejaculate and you can't stop it just keeps gushing out even when you are not erect.
Susan I think I'm having an erectile melt down what should we do?
by T-rent October 10, 2014

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When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 10, 2014

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n. Those giant, relatively ugly sunglasses that most college-aged, sometimes skanky girls wear around incessantly in an attempt to make themselves look hotter by blocking out half their face. Thank Paris Hilton for this look.
Charles: Hey man, you see that hot girl over there?
Pablo: She's probably not hot, it's just a trick of the scud deflectors. An illusion, if you will.
(Charles walks over and talks to her, during which time she takes off her deflectors to clean them.)
(Charles face melts as if he just opened the Arc of the Covenant.)
Pablo: Toldja so.
by T-Rent November 14, 2007

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Someone who is disgusting from head to toe and is desperate to fuck anything
Bro I was at a party and this filthy savie wanted to fuck me so bad
by T-rent December 23, 2014

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When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 10, 2014

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When somebody wipes a small piece of poo across someone's upper lip.They then have a mustache like Hitler.
When Craig got knocked out I stuck my finger up my butt hole and gave him a dirty Hitler.
by T-rent October 12, 2014

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