A ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is a rare breed
of woman, one who is gorgeous
beyond belief and has the Arctic
Blue eyes of an angel. ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have
beautiful, cascading black hair and a flawless face, making them the most beautiful breed
of woman one can find. There
is currently only one known ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz to walk this Earth which
makes her a prize that every
man someday hopes to get.
Not only do ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinzes have amazing
looks, but they have
the best personalities you can find in any breed
of woman. With their sarcastic
sense of humor filled with sexual innuendos and their
compassionate nature, a ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is envied by every
Tyler: "Damn, that ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz is so beautiful!"
Joe: "I know, right? Now that's a woman!"
Kat: "I'm standing
right here. You do know I can hear everything you're saying, right?"
*Tyler and Joe stare at the ShnookieWookumsKatLagassekinz, admiring her beauty*