153 definitions by T

to be drunk and high at the same time
i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.
by T June 05, 2003
superior speices on planet tellus (earth). Existed for about 10000 years++. Have invented fire, internet, hamburgers, pizza, electolux vacumcleaners, dollars.
Killing each other for money and power.
by T May 27, 2003
BAS
Bitches. Aint. Shit.

A group of youthful teenagers who are known for their amazing ability at doing what they want, such as giving bitches purple dragons and fingering the po-po.
"whurrd you get your weed from?"
"bas."
"sickter."
by T April 01, 2005
A place where lame dweebs hang out on an episode of Sponge Bob Squarepants.
Sponge Bob was sent to Weinie hut juniors becasue he was not tough enough to get into the other bar with Sandy Cheeks.
by t June 30, 2004
An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.
I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.
by t June 30, 2004
To empty the contents of the keg. Usually by oral consumption. Also the sign that the party/function has come to an end.
All the beer is gone. The keg has been floated. NO MORE BEER! FUCK! Now how am I gonna get this girl drunk and take advantage of her.
by T October 06, 2004
Big swinging balls that try to knock you into the swill water on MXC.
Oh no Vic, he got hit by the nards of doom.
by t September 07, 2004

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