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1 definition by Sydanda Nargel

 
1.
The extreme version of a dutch oven, taking a dump, then locking your friend in the bathroom.

Also known as a shit lockdown.

Feel free to try this at home ya'll!
Person 1: Dude, there's a huge spider in the bathroom!

Person 2: No there isn't.. Wtf is that janky smell?

Person 1: DAMN, YOU JUST GOT DUTCH KITCHENED!
by Sydanda Nargel October 12, 2011