4 definitions by Swimming Jesus

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A friend that you are mad at for 3-5 seconds
Dude don't be a Pornhead Poop Dog Butt Face
by Swimming Jesus May 09, 2010

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Also known as the DZ. The DZ hopes to promote the pursuit of better grades
By providing the adequate space and environment
For typical college students to accomplish their tasks.
Whether it be homework, studying, or reading...
Come to the DZ... We HOPE you get work done! Created at Eastern Washington University.
Kevin: You going to hang out in the Dangle Zone tonight?
Carl: No, I actually need to get work done tonight. We all know the DZ doesn't help that. (5 hours later) Why did I hang out in the DZ tonight?
by Swimming Jesus May 09, 2010

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Laugh Out Loud Stupid Ass Question

Pronounced lol-sack
Joe the Plumber: "What's the G-spot?"
Barack Obama: "Lolsaq"
by Swimming Jesus May 25, 2011

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A person that sucks a minimum 68" of cock annually.
Joe: I heard she was a Rain Whore.
Bob: No way that's a lot of cock.
Joe: I'm serious she gave head to eight guys just in one night.
Bob: Damn
by Swimming Jesus February 05, 2009

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