3 definitions by Sweet Nicolas

Top Definition
Superb athletic ability due to massive consumption of alcohol
Jay is so alchaletic. The man bowls 100's when hes sober but 190's when hes hammered!
by Sweet Nicolas February 07, 2008
Similar to a cockslap, or getting slapped in the face with a penis. Only difference is that a crank is a way bigger than a normal penis.
"yo that girl on facebook is hot but she's got a dude in her main pic with her"

"who cares I'll crankslap that punk"
by Sweet Nicolas December 09, 2009
Verb, meaning to take a nasty shit
"I don't know how you felt after eating all those buffalo wings the other night, John, but I woke up in the morning and took a wicked spice"
by Sweet Nicolas January 22, 2008
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