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1 definition by Superman's Crotch

The greatest musician ever. Guitarist of System Of A Down and Scars On Broadway. Lead vocalist of Scars on Broadway.
"Dude, my face hurts."

"Thats because Daron Malakian is awesome!"

"What's that have to do with my face?"

by Superman's Crotch January 11, 2010