2 definitions by Superflypirate

Top Definition
The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.
"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
Person #1
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
Person #2
by superflypirate April 29, 2010

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When driving and the opportunity to honk at someone arises.
This a-hole almost backed in to me today and I totally used my honkertunity and scared the crap out of him.
by Superflypirate October 18, 2010

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