The rubber pellets found in artificial turf. It gets into anything and everything.
"Dude nice tackle out there, you totally messed him up."
"Thanks man but now I'm covered in turf turds."
When driving and the opportunity to honk at someone arises.
This a-hole almost backed in to me today and I totally used my honkertunity and scared the crap out of him.
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