n., (WIH-kee-leek) a collaborative process
whereby one takes a piss
while allowing anonymous others unfettered access to and control of the flow of urine
Frequently produces extremely unreliable results including wildly inaccurate aim, incomplete evacuation, and a general lack of familiarity with the source material.
Person A: "God damnit
! You sprayed piss
all over the bathroom again!"
Person B: "Honey, it was beautiful! I helped destroy the oppressive bathroom meritocracy by letting others pee for me, allowing the free market to relish its inexplicable sense of exceptionalism in spite of any individual lack of skill or intelligence.
Person A: What a load of horseshit
Person B: No, dear, wikidump
is entirely different and won't be available until a subsequent open-source beta.
Man: "No officer, I wasn't cruising
the bathroom, I was taking a wikileak."
: "Sure thing, Senator Craig