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2 definitions by SuperGinge

The tissues used to clean up post sex/masturbation.

A combination of the words 'Spunky' and 'Tissues'.
Once i'm done cleaning up, i'll flush my Spissues because they'll stink out the damn bin.
by SuperGinge September 09, 2009

A person who promises to turn up to events, and either pulls out at the last minute, or just doesn't show.
Ryan:Is Gareth gonna show up at any point tonight?

Rob: Doubt it...that Jew bastards a right Jibber.
by SuperGinge September 09, 2009