a book synonymous with making you sound cooler instead of just smarter.
Sven wanted to talk like the cool kids so all he wished & dreamed for was an Urban Thesaurus to aid him in replacing his square terminology with the right type of jargon. Sven would use an Urban Thesaurus to learn to say pimpin'
instead of "swell" or WTF?!
instead of "jeepers." Sadly, Sven died a virgin because an Urban Thesaurus doesn't F*ing exist.