Sven wanted to talk like the cool kids so all he wished
& dreamed for was an Urban Thesaurus to aid him in replacing his square
terminology with the right type
of jargon. Sven would
use an Urban Thesaurus to learn to say pimpin'
instead of "swell" or WTF?!
instead of "jeepers." Sadly, Sven died a virgin because
Thesaurus doesn't F*ing exist.