Da most str8 gangsta Mormon honky dat eva ran fo' prez-dint. He got da money stakd to da SEELIN and he can fire muthafukkaz like dere be no tomorro! Hell, he sez he LIKE firin' dem crazy crackas who do shit fo' him! An' since he a Mormon, he can have like six hos who can't leave him 'cuz da law sez it! He a stone cold pimp, yo!
Mah Nigga: Ay, who you votin' fo'?
Me: I be votin' fo' dat gangsta rappin' pimp R-Money
Mah Nigga: DAAAAAAAAYUM SON HE A GANGSTA WHO DON' GIVE A SHIT 'BOUT NO ONE BUT HISSELF