action verb, copular verb, noun
action verb: to burn the feeble, unworthy eyes of others with the brilliance and fire of ten thousand pairs of gold pants
; to confound and bedazzle with beats, gems, and jams so thoroughly as to render all those within sight utterly enthralled, terrified, ensorcelled, and otherwise enslaved to hard'n'funky rhythms of gems glimmering and jams jlimmering.
copular verb: to shine and shimmer as one of the sequined babies; to exist in a state of pure mystical spandex-and-rhinestone technobeat enlightenment; to experience the Divine Revelation of Mother Gem.
noun: the only true glory of the universe.