4 definitions by SumDumGuy

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origin:
unknown

Etymology:
Middle English, from Old English fyr; akin to Old High German fiur fire, Greek pyr
and
Middle English, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scItan to defecate

Function: noun

1) painful anal excretion of human waste that is associated with a burning feeling in and around the asshole.
"I got the fire shits from all that beer I drank last night!"

"...no thanks, too much coffee gives me the fire shits."
by SumDumGuy September 03, 2004

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History:
expression originally coined by comedic duo "Maclean and Maclean"

Etymology:
Middle English squirel

Function:
noun; masculine

1)a male with a lack of penile size; endowed with a penis comparable to that of any of various small or medium-sized rodents. (family Sciuridae, the squirrel family)
"Dr Phil is a Squirreldick with an inferiority complex."

"Mathew nevers showers after gym class; I bet he is a Squirreldick!"
by SumDumGuy September 03, 2004

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History:
unknown

Country of Origin:
Canada

Etymology:
Quesque - French, from Middle French, diminutive meaning "inquiry"
and
fuck- akin to Dutch fokken to breed (cattle), Swedish dialect fokka to copulate

1: An accentuated statement to denote a state of ignorance while simultaneously requesting clarification.


see also:
wtf
what the fuck
IE:

a) can be used as stand alone sentence:
you walk into a room filled with naked mimes...
"quesque fuck?"
b) or in sentence combinations:
some incompetent driver rear-ends your car...
"Quesque fuck? You idiot!"
by SumDumGuy September 03, 2004

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origin:
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Etymology: Middle English flaume, flaumbe, from Latin flammula, diminutive of flamma flame; akin to Latin flagrare to burn
and
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English hOp; akin to Middle Dutch hoep ring, hoop

Function: noun

1) residual asshole injury typically cause by the fire shits

see also: sore-hoop and hoop-sting
"Excuse me Mr Pharmacist, I need some Preparation-H; H as in hoop for my flaming hoop!"

"No thanks, I prefer to stand as I have some serious flaming hoop"
by SumDumGuy September 18, 2004

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