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3 definitions by Suk Munky

 
1.
Before I get to the "definition", just hear this: never, ever, ever, EVER watch this video wherever you may find it because it leaves a troubling image burnt into your mind that depresses you whenever you think about it.

Anyway...

3 guys 1 hammer is a video that (unfortunately) is an actual video of 3 men in the Ukraine brutally murdering somebody with things like a hammer and a screwdriver. The group of 3 men in the video are called the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs. They mutilate a victim in the video named Sergei Yatzenko. I will not say what happened to him except that he was murdered by these violent and mentally disturbed men.

The 3 men are currently serving a life sentence in prison for their acts. Personally I think they should have done to them what they did to over 20 people in their montage of murder.

Again, please refrain from watching the video. Find info about it if you want, but please do not watch it.
Example Person 1: Dude, have you seen 3 guys 1 hammer?

Example Person 2: Sorta, I could barely get through 8 seconds of the damn thing. Never watchin' that shit EVER again...
by Suk Munky March 02, 2010
 
2.
A hilarious fake argument between George Bush and Condoleezza Rice. Rice begins explaining that Hu Jintao is the new leader of China, but Bush (obviously) interperets her as saying, "Who is the new leader of China?". *Note it IS fake just in case there's any idiots out there who think it's real.
Rice: Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China.

Bush: Well that's what i wanna know. Who is the new leader of China? (Hu)

Rice: Yes.
by Suk Munky August 15, 2009
 
3.
It's a golf club that has a liquid reservoir connected to it, so you can piss in your golf club. So you dont have to go in the woods when your golfing. Surprisingly, for around $50...
Joe: Hey Bob I gotta piss so bad! And I'm apparently to much of a lazy fat-ass to go in the woods!

Bob: Well why don't you try my UroClub?
by Suk Munky August 11, 2009