a. A turtle that
can sometimes be seen on top of a tall pole
in the Midwest. When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole
, you think:
Well, you know
it didn't get up there by itself.
It must not know
what to do now that
it's up there.
And what asshole put it up there in the first place?
b. Can refer to a person
similar questions can be applied
Tim: Wow, Sara Palin's an idiot.
Alex: Yeah, she's a total pole