4 definitions by SuckMeBeautiful
fobtastic y0
by SuckMeBeautiful December 16, 2003
Trailer park paradise that has as many leaves on their family tree as teeth. Known for morbidly obese people who bark at outsiders before falling into a diabetic coma.
by SuckMeBeautiful March 9, 2023
They call me the Shock Trooper,
they do, they do
For the shocker I stick to,
like glue, like glue
Woe to the women who have not felt,
the enticing,
the pleasing,
the shocking pleasure of this teasing,
My fingers so agile, so graceful, so powerful,
the final step is but the most plain,
the slipping, the sliding, the inserting of my 8" cane,
Regardless the eventual climax, I can always foresee, the exquisite use of my memory, memory of the women quivering at the shocker,
for times for fapping I know I will need them be.
Mark Twain
they do, they do
For the shocker I stick to,
like glue, like glue
Woe to the women who have not felt,
the enticing,
the pleasing,
the shocking pleasure of this teasing,
My fingers so agile, so graceful, so powerful,
the final step is but the most plain,
the slipping, the sliding, the inserting of my 8" cane,
Regardless the eventual climax, I can always foresee, the exquisite use of my memory, memory of the women quivering at the shocker,
for times for fapping I know I will need them be.
Mark Twain
by SuckMeBeautiful June 8, 2003
by SuckMeBeautiful December 16, 2003