A medium to large sized bird from the Turdidae (turdface) family. Mainly found on the East Coast but frequently migrates to the Northwest for it enjoys cold depressing weather. Black in color except for its yellow belly. A female Quackenbush has a pseudopenis, basically an enlarged clitoris, that they can erect at will. During sex, the male bird will sweetly put his wings over her eyes to make sure she doesn’t get distracted. If eaten this bird is highly poisonous and even in small doses cause psychosis.
The song of the Quackenbush is "I am Woman" by Helen Reddy.
"Is that a piece of poop? No it's a Quackenbush."
"I had a really good day today, I punched one of those Quackenbush birds in the face and killed it."