5 definitions by Stuperman

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A high grade strain of Marijuana that will blow your fuckin' mind.
I smoked a bong full of Texada Time Warp and got so blasted I thought I saw Jesus cumming. He wasn't even wearing a condom.
by Stuperman July 28, 2006

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The act of circumcising a Hillbilly by kicking his sister in the jaw.
Jethro wound up with a nasty infection when his brother Jimbob got jealous and kicked thier sister in the jaw and giving him a Kentucky circumcision.
by Stuperman July 31, 2006

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To unexpectantly receive intercourse.
Having one of your friends introduce, drop off, send over or pay for a chick to come to your house free of charge to nail the shit out of her until you tell her it is time for her to go.
After Doc's Christmas party Lenz dropped of Pam so I could slam the shit out of her. Total GIFTSLAM.!
by Stuperman July 25, 2006

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A particular situation in life that is detrimental to one's cause.
Matt-" My front tire blew and I rolled my car 11 times @120k/hr in a school zone"
Stu-"What a fuckin' cunt-act!"
by Stuperman July 28, 2006

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Rafty. A girl that is subpar, overweight, sailor mouthed or a pisstank. This is relationship to a girl who may be sleek and built for speed like a skiboat.
Stu-"Hey Bart! Did you nail that Chick last night?"
Bart-"Nah, she was way to rafty. Smelled like smokes and dog piss and couldn't stop talking about drinking Wisers"
by Stuperman July 25, 2006

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