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14 definitions by Stumpystumps

 
1.
the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.
After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
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2.
a cousin of the bean bag, only it's actually edible. Careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.
Dave: Why didn't Rick come home after the we played xbox?
Todd: He got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can't move.
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
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3.
when the kidney is kicked so hard that it shoots into the brain causing a stroke. Fortunately we have two kidneys, unfortunately this only increases the risk.
Tom: Did you hear what happened when Josh's girlfriend kicked him with her heals on?
Jack: No, dude, but I know she's a blackbelt
Tom: He had a kidney stroke
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
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4.
the act of beating a fish senseless and then eating it's flesh...er scales before it is dead. A step away from cannibalism-like behavior. Practiced worldwide by small tribes, toddler orphans, and ginger kids.
Brandon: I saw this guy by the river beating the shit out of this fish, and then he stuffed it in his mouth. He choked to death and died before the fish did, it was weird man!
Charles: Yeah, that's flounder poundage for ya.
by Stumpystumps June 25, 2010
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5.
when a hostile neighbor or mexican landscaper runs over the garden gnome with a lawn mower or demolishes it with another yard tool. Crazy cat ladies or the elderly then perform a burial for their wooden trolls.
Cole: Why does grandma have all those little dirt spots in the backyard?
Eddy: Well, she shot the neighbor's dog so he decapitated all her garden decorations with a chainsaw. All those dirt piles are freshly dug graves we are going to put the gnomes in after the gnome funeral or their spirits will kill children like you and I, Cole.
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
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6.
when one finds their lemon drop candy box containing only rabbit droppings. Often arises as a joke or dare at the lemon drop factory.
Johnny: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids.
Trix Rabbit: I'll trade you these unopened lemon drops for your cereal!
Johnny: Okay! Hey, these aren't lemon drops, their just rabbit poop
Trix Rabbit: Haha, I gave you lemon droppers! Screw you kid!
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
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7.
An obvious Oxymoron.
Let's just be honest, you've got as much of a chance as opportunity trailer park.
by StumpyStumps June 25, 2010
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