2 definitions by Stubabe
To masturbate, to reach an orgasm without assistance from anyone else.
toss off to jerk off to crack one out wank
toss off to jerk off to crack one out wank
Having spent hours watching the porn channels Dave was so aroused he decided to have a blue vein solo before his parents got home.
by Stubabe November 10, 2009
A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".
Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"
by Stubabe December 18, 2009