A Shiney in the school yard refers to football cards, you had swaps
and shineys, the shineys were
normally silver or gold which you would never ever swap
You would also sometimes get a limited edition collectible shiney which were
the holy grail.
A Shiney for grown
men uses the same principal
from the school yard but applied to woman, so a swap
would be an old trollop normally of easy
virtue like those that frequent Whitley Bay, a Shiney would he a beautiful lady that if you were
lucky enough to be with you would never ever swap
men dream of that rare
thing a limited edition collectible shiney.
Shineys to not have loose morals, mouths like fishwives and count thief sexual partners in 10's.
A Shiney is very rare
and a limited edition collectible shiney is almost extinct especially in Whitley Bay.
"What a long shift in the door tonight, never mind I am off to see my Shiney
"Come on see you drinks
off and make your way outside and hurry ad I am off to see my limited
edition collectible shiney
"I thought that Georgia was a Shiney
I got to know
her she turns out to be a limited
edition collectible Shiney