10 definitions by Stu Salsbury

Meet me in Weehawken

Phrase referring to the name of an undisclosed place where people meet to exchange dirty money.

If your work is finished meet me in Weehawken to go over the details.

by Stu Salsbury February 5, 2009

DLM

Dirty Little Mom

There were so many DLMs at my kid's soccer game today.

by Stu Salsbury February 5, 2009

Bombing Swirl Harbor

Taking a big shit in the toilet.

I ate so much bratwurst that I'll end up bombing swirl harbor later tonight.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009

Skill Appropriate

Politically correct synonym for "idiot proof" or "fool proof".

We need to make the procedure skill appropriate so that Steve will understand it.

by Stu Salsbury February 5, 2009

Ball Pein Hammer

The male version of camel toe. When a man wears really tight jeans, biker shorts, or a Spedo you can see his ball pein hammer.

Ralph's spandex shorts gave him ball pein hammer.

by Stu Salsbury June 15, 2009

blowgina

When a girl is so good at riding your bone that it feels as great as a blow-job.

I'll bet she gives a great blowgina.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009

blowlerina

A girl who gives a such a magical blow job that it feels like her tongue dances like a ballerina.

I hear she sucks it like a blowlerina.

by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009