75 definitions by Stu

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by Stu March 6, 2004

grass

stuff that you smoke to get a high

marijuana, weed, gonja, pot, gods greatest grass, bud, dope

by Stu March 19, 2003

Peasant

Uncouth and generally shit-headed assholes from Northmoor.
They tend to be massively inbred.
All the citizens from Northmoor are thieving little shits, as the children start stealing things from a very early age. (e.g. 3 years old)

Stupid fucking Northmoor peasants.

by Stu December 2, 2004

claxon

Chavs use this word when they are jealous of how clever and intelligent you are.

I'm gonna fuckin write bellend on the wall coz it's me favourite word o' week (writes 'Bilend'). There yaa go mate bellend. Fuckin' that's what you un's are innit ya fuckin'...CLAXON...Fuck me charver...I'M FUCKED!

by Stu January 2, 2005

numbnuts

This word is Self-Explanatory

What kind of numbnuts looks up "numbnuts" on urbandictionary

by Stu August 13, 2004

LooC

A small gnome-like creature, defined by it's state of arty-fartyness and obscure emo display names.

A LooC;
There is LooC;
"What is that biting my ankles? Oh its LooC *kick* "

by Stu January 31, 2005

goose

the goose is the part of the body between your arse hole and your ball sac.

Gaz loves havin his goose licked by crazy geordie stalkers

by Stu August 4, 2004