The act of having a baseball bat lubed in hot sauce shoved up your ass.
Person 1 - I'm having the worst day ever!!
Person 2 - Why? Were you on the business end of a Tijuana Slugger?
Person 1 - No...
Person 2 - Oh! I guess things aren't as bad as they could have been then...
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