A term used by a frustrated person who believes he/she can ask the help of a higher power to make a traffic light turn green for him/her. Originates from firemen who actually have the power to make the light turn green.

An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

A phrase stated whenever a person incorrectly pushes or pulls on a door that only moves in the other direction, thus it must be pulled or pushed, respectively. Originates from the Far Side cartoon.

The back of the knee

The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.

A frisbee based game in which two people "push" a frisbee to one another and catch the frisbee with only one hand.

States that you would make a particular comment, but you don't want to get hit. Usually refers to something unflattering one would say about a female. Oddly enough, you usually get hit anyway - just for saying it. Evolved from the acronym for "but I don't want to get punched."