1 definition by Strategy01

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Noun. A contraction of banter tampon. Used to describe an individual who absorbs banter as effectively as a tampon absorbs menstrual blood.
Jenny's anecdotes leave much to be desired and often result in a cessation of laughter amongst the group. Jenny is a fucking banton.
by Strategy01 December 06, 2011

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