1 definition by StorkPatrol
n. a tall, lanky girl who wears short-shorts, causing her legs to resemble long, slender stork-like limbs. Generally storks are stuck up bitches.
Guy 1: Dude, look at all those hot chicks in them shorts!
Guy 2: What, you mean those storks, those are some stuck up bitches.
Guy 2: What, you mean those storks, those are some stuck up bitches.
by StorkPatrol May 8, 2009