2 definitions by Stockey

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A person shits himself in a dooner, rolls himself up nice and tight, masturbates and cums on himself whilst rolling back and forth, leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes.
Alex: "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Al: "You're fucked, cunt!"
by Stockey August 24, 2008

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A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.
Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"
by Stockey September 01, 2008

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