Yuuper n. (yoo' per) - 1. A flatulent, ill tempered mammal widely known for its inability to correctly pick college football games. 2. A resident or former resident of Michigan's Upper Peninsula (see also entry 1).
Some Yuupers have developed a Canadian accent because of their proximity to Canada.
A common, recurrent and ultimate damnation bestowed upon Stinky Brain by the Wonderschlong for repeatedly making comments such as : "Frangelica is monk spooge that is collected by altar boys" and "Why don't you take a dump on that church?" syn. = hell express.
yuuper1: Ever think about fucking a nun?
yuuper2: Dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to hell for thinking that!