2 definitions by Stink Finger

Top Definition
In Ireland, after a heavy night of Guinness one may wake, violently sweating with a throbbing headache, leaking anus and solid erection.

Only option 3 in 1..

Usually plays out like this -

1) one painfully large, rock hard, insanely dry shit followed by ten minutes of watery black rectum singeing evil..sweating and headache intensify

2) next the vomit; transparent and acidic. stinging the entire throat causing aching lungs. head now pounding unable to open eyes

3) the wank. usually worked to a rhythm of pump.headache throb.pump.throb etc. On ejaculation into the stinking toilet bowl you will not be met with pleasure..no no.. but what feels like a mild brain anueryism.

pick up discarded boxers from hallway, don't flush, don't wipe, return to bed...
To Girlfriend "I just had a 3 in 1, better get the marigolds"
by Stink Finger February 17, 2014
ya
shortened, african-american slang for the already slang term "young'n"
what up ya! tryin to drink some 40's ya?
by stink finger September 17, 2007
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