In Ireland, after a heavy night of Guinness one may wake, violently sweating with
a throbbing headache
, leaking anus and solid erection.
Only option 3 in 1..Usually
plays out like
1) one painfully large, rock hard, insanely dry shit followed by ten minutes of watery black rectum singeing evil..sweating and headache
the vomit; transparent
and acidic. stinging the entire throat causing aching lungs. head
now pounding unable to open eyes
3) the wank. usually
worked to a rhythm of pump.headache throb.pump.throb
etc. On ejaculation into the stinking toilet bowl you will not be met with pleasure..no
no.. but what feels like
a mild brain
pick up discarded boxers from hallway, don't flush, don't wipe, return to bed...