The tasty top-part of the muffin, usually containing the most chocolate chips, blueberries, etc.
adj. (Skwair You Larr) being circular at first glance, but after careful examination, starting to possess square-like qualities
n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain
Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?
Stina Shall: My Squiggly Splooge
N. the disgusting, bottom part of the muffin that, it would seem, was ignored in the delegation of yummy muffin ingredients like chocolate chips, blueberries, and nuts. They are most commonly discarded or left to rot on a lunch tray.
Stina Shall: Namie, why haven't you finished your muffin?
Lyme Ninja: Pft. I never eat the Muffinbutts
N. Like geometry, but it involves mathmatic equations all equal to "your mom."
Really hilarious to say when you are angry with your current math situation.
I can't come over today on account of my excessive Germometry