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7 definitions by StigmataMartyr

 
1.
Short for 'Proggressive rock'. A kind of music, usually typified by very long songs with complex structures and time signatures. It started with bands like Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Yes, etc, and bands like Dream Theatre, Opeth, The Mars Volta and Tool all have strong prog influences, making the old prog stereotype of a middle-aged bearded man in a wizard outfit tediously wanking off his guitar pretty much redundant.
Muse are better in their proggier moments...
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
 
2.
1. One of the original bands who defined what we now see as "goth", along with Sisters Of Mercy, Siouxsie And The Banshees and Fields Of The Nephilim. Their music is very dark, and sometimes fairly morbid. Go and buy their greatest hits album and you'll see just how great they are. :)

2. A kind of Gothic architecture.
"There's a definite Bauhaus influence on this new Cruxshadows album..."
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
 
3.
A vocal style, mostly used by death / black metal bands. It is a very deep guttural sound, made from the back of the throat. Bands such as Cannibal Corpse and Morbid Angel use it as their sole vocal style, while bands like Opeth, In Flames and Dimmu Borgir use it alongside a more melodic singing voice.
Not to be confused with the Screeching, with is used by bands such as Darkthrone and Cradle Of Filth (who also use death grunts).
The new Paradise Lost record has less of the death grunts that filled their early work.
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
 
4.
1. An erect penis

2. A foolish or ittitating person.

3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.

2. That John is such a stonker.

3. This cream cake is stonking!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
 
5.
1. When two objects smack into one another.

2. An incredibly good goth / industrial band, who make sensual, beautiful music. Discover at www.collide.net
1. The car collided with the wall.

2. This new Collide album has made me do a merry little dance in it's honour.
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
 
6.
1. Someone who denies their own opinions and leaps onto bandwagons.

2. An incredibly narrow-minded nosy person, who makes pathetic attempts to seem more 'hardcore' by hating anything that more than 10 people have heard of.
2. Posuer : NIN aren't industrial, you turd!

Me : I couldn't care less. They're a fantastic band, and I don't see why I should tie myself down with genres and stop listening to NIN just because I like Skinny Puppy.

Posuer : Wow, I'm stupid. FAG!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004
 
7.
1. A gum flavour.
2. Masturbation.
I just spearminted myself in the cupboard!
by StigmataMartyr July 30, 2004