1 definition by Stiffy Mcjuicyballs

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A schmookel is a jew that has converted to the Islam religion. This conversion usually is a reaction to the Israel - Palestine conflict.
Uri: Oh man, have you heard about these Israƫli troopers shoot at Palestine civilians? I don't wanna be a part of this, I'm going to be a muslim from now on.
Max: Oh dude, you're such a Schmookel.
by Stiffy Mcjuicyballs July 11, 2009

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