3 definitions by Stevib

Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.

Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.

Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"

Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"

Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"
by Stevib July 15, 2006
Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.

Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.

Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"

Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"

Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"

by Stevib July 14, 2006
A division of Muff Diver. When a man stacks 2 or women on top of each other (imagine the way like chairs are stacked away after a public function), and performs oral sex on them by alternating head giving between each recipient at regular intervals, he is considered to be a Holy Diver. The fast switching between recepients of the head , and the strength and persistance of tongue required to give the head is how the name came to be.
Brenda and Jennifer left the Holy Diver's house refreshed and satisfied.
by SteviB July 06, 2006

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