When your woman complains that she doesn't want to have sex because she has a cold and a stopped up nose. When she falls asleep, you put 4 sprays of Afrin on your penis and then shove it up her nose. It will scare the snot out of her, literally. The Afrin will also numb your penis, allowing you to finish in the other nostril.
Johnny wanted to help his woman get a clear nose. So he promptly performed the afrin maneuver.
The sexual position most recommended for women who are suffering from Plantar Fasciitis. To get into this position, the woman should stand upright, then lean over forward until she must catch herself with her hands on the floor in front of her. This puts her entry way at an approximate 30 degree angle to her lover. Her lover then does his duty, and does his very best. This also happens to be the most ergonomically correct position for Shocker insertion. Also See - shocker. One may also make a "ruff ruff" noise as intercourse takes place, giving it a true "dog" feel.
Lady Madoline was very horny, but her plantar fasciitis was acting up, so she opted for the Downward Dog, and it was nice. Quite nice.