3 definitions by Steven J Miller

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Generic term for hand lotions used in masterbation, especially lotions in a pump top dispenser.
Not for internal use.
"Somethings up. I keep finding the Jergens stashed behind the toilet." (Reference to teenage brother.)
"He's married. He buys Jergens by the gallon at Costco."
by Steven J Miller April 09, 2007

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The hanging dried up remains of semen resembling an icicle.
Jizzcicles are often found in public toilets, gloryholes, and stuck to the bottom side of a computer desk.
"Do you think he watches porn on this computer? Is that there a jizzcicle under the desk?" (Reference to teenage brother)
"That phonebooth was disgusting! There was jizzcicles on the handset!"
by Steven J Miller April 09, 2007

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The hairy crevice from the small of a mans back to the root of his balls, including the sphincter, rectum, and any chodes.
"Do I have to wait til lunch for you to splash sour cream on my manchelada?" (Gay reference) "I want to slurp the chili out of your mancheleda" (analingus) "Get off your manchelada and get to work!" (management)
by Steven J Miller April 09, 2007

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