1 definition by Steven Fellows

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The Phantom Shits. The Ass Heaves.

Describes the phenomenon of feeling you need to take a dump only to find that nothing will come out.
After drinking all night, I've got the worse case of the Shantoms.
by Steven Fellows October 18, 2007

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