Alright, so I'm at this baseball game and I have to take a hardcore shit, and I go in the bathroom
and it's full
to the brim. I get in line
for the shitter, and I wait for what seems like hours. The guy in front of me is finally up to plop, and he goes
in there and I hear him build a nest. I'm like "what the fuck
are you doing, you loony piece
of shit?" and he's all like "yeah, whatever."