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5 definitions by Steve Barrett

 
1.
A male confirmed as interested in the same sex
No, not Watkins, the guy with the tash. He's a knobsqueezer
by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004
 
2.
Someone who causes discomfort or irritation. Stupidness that gives you a headache. Short for brain haemorrhage

The art form of winding someone up to boiling point
Get your feet away from me Mick you fucking Hemmer

You are really Hemming me now

Hemm off

I'm Hemmed
by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004
 
3.
A dusty urchin
Sort yourself out, you look a right Middlemiss
by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004
 
4.
Someone consumed by the need for spreadsheets
Lesley will go mad if she gets another spreadsheet. Martyn is turning into a real spreader
by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004
 
5.
Someone who although in the main is inoffensive can cause irritation by butting in and embellishing boring stories
He can't find her ankle chain the complete bellend
by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004