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Similar to the terminology used by Stephen Colbert. This is a person who uses a corn cob as a sexual tool.
Damien, who works in the corn fields of Texas, is out in the field running cobs. Hence, he is a cob runner.
by Stephano Johannson November 07, 2010

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