Stephanie L Dixon
The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you.
Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly*
Girl 1: He's gandering at you!
Girl 2: What!?
Girl 1: It's turpin time! *wink wink nudge nudge* AHEM!
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