what you get when you get what you deserve for being stupid enough to wear a too tight thong underneath your too-tight, ill-fitting jeans so that everyone within 20 feet of your ass can see that you have once again failed to hide your nasty panty lines.
Someone should've told her that the point of the thong is to hide panty lines, not just displace them. Now she's got an itchy case of thong burn and can't go to the frat party with us.
what it looks like when a naked guy bends over and you can see his balls hanging all low and heavy from behind.
Brad in the shower after the big game: Oh, don't look now, but Johnson's stooping over to pick up the soap!
Rutledge also in the shower after the big game: Donkey balls! Donkey balls! Johnson't got some donkey balls!
Johnson, realizing he's the butt of a joke again and quickly standing erect: Come on guys, leave me and my saggy sack alone.