3 definitions by Steelman7

Characteristic of a person who fucks up everything they get involved with. Often witnessed in the workplace with respect to projects that do not go well.
Boss to employee: I think Johnny has some capacity to assist with the Johnson Project.

Employee: No fucking way- that dude has the fecal touch. Everything he gets involved with turns into a piece of shit- he's a complete brokedick.
by Steelman7 July 10, 2010
A person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally. A person who lacks general common sense and self awareness.

Also used as a common greeting between friends.
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all the girls' tits all night?

Jack: I don't know. He came across as a complete brokedick though. He had no game whatsoever.

Example 2
Email to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately?I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive??
by Steelman7 July 10, 2010
Refers to a person who sucks at everything they do socially and professionally due to a general lack of self awareness and common sense.

This term may also be used as common greeting among friends.

Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob staring. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedicks been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
Example 1
Rob: Who was that guy at the party who just stood around and did nothing but stare at all girls' tits the entire night?

Jack: I don't know, but he was creeping out a lot of the chicks with his boob stares. He came across as a complete brokedick. He has no chance of ever getting laid.

Example 2
Text to buddies: Where have you brokedick mother fuckers been lately? I haven't seen you around- have you taken your relationship exclusive?
by Steelman7 July 10, 2010

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