1 definition by Ste(v)phen
|1.||two of diamonds|
the act of defecating into someone's mouth, often against his/her will, while playing Neil Diamond's 'Cracklin Rosie' on a portable cd player.
"my mouth probably smells like shit because some guy dealt me the two of diamonds in a back alley a half hour ago."
by Ste(v)phen Oct 26, 2006 add a video