1 definition by Stayley

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Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.
"Is that Jesus on that billboard?!"
"No. It's TOTALLY Kyle."
by Stayley February 09, 2012

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