The unfortunate act of farting/crapping your drawers and vomit/burping in your mouth simultaneously.
While on a holiday bender including but not limited to massive consumption of pork, Chinese food and booze I was riding the subway and shartverped myself, much to the shaggrin of my fellow passengers...and my pants and mouth.
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