The deity of a new age religion entitled "Stanism". Members of this religion pledge their oath to Stan and worship his figure. The deity, Stan, is a symbol of power and torment. The believed reincarnation of Stan is a man called by the name of "Tony". Tony is a great figurehead in the religion as well as an idol for the members. Members may sacrifice dogs, goats, women, and occasionally hamsters to Stan. Every month, members of the religion go on quests in which they engage intercourse with as many women as possible whilst pillaging small towns. They also engage in such activities as dismembering "furries" and castrating NAMBLA members. Members of this New Age religion listen to tribal music as well as bands such as Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, and other violent music. They also have formed a band which features prayers to Stan called "Stanic Slaughter".
"Dude, did you hear last night that your dog was raped by Stanic Slaughter?" - an example of talk about the religion
"There's something inside me.It's, it's coming out I feel like killing you. Let loose the anger, held back too long. Stan must now butcher thee" - a prayer occasionally said before a savage butchering
"I will eat this hot dog in name of Stan" - said before the consumption of every hot dog
"Hail Stan!" - an chant
"Stanic surprise!" - used before a great attack
"Savage butchery, Savage Stan!" - an oath
"URG URG URG URG" - a tribal chant of Stanic members
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