Retarded Steph Aids - pronounced MUR SUH
Its a viral infection similar
Mega Retarded Steph Aids - is running rife through the town of Alsager, people are being infected left and right. However its curious as to how this occurs as you can only catch it off the host. It's widely assumed the host must have been getting round a bit. The Alsager populous
that attend university are dreading
returning home after
term ends because of the risk
and because of lost
Note: It is believed the original infection
was contracted by the host after
performing sexual relations
on frozen faeces.
"Get away from
me you MRSA tramp"
Guy A: *eyes up the host*
Guy B: Wouldn't touch that mate, MRSA
Mum... Dad... I have MRSA *hangs head in shame*