Mega Retarded Steph Aids - pronounced MUR SUH
Its a viral infection similar to STAIDS
Mega Retarded Steph Aids - is running rife through the town of Alsager, people are being infected left and right. However its curious as to how this occurs as you can only catch it off the host. It's widely assumed the host must have been getting round a bit. The Alsager populous that attend university are dreading returning home after term ends because of the risk of infection and because of lost loved ones.
Note: It is believed the original infection was contracted by the host after performing sexual relations on frozen faeces.