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3 definitions by Squidgit

 
1.
A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it
Atticus, show us your metapenis!
by Squidgit October 02, 2010
 
2.
A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex
Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!
by Squidgit October 06, 2010
 
3.
The little vertical trench that is between the nose and the edge of the upper lip. That thing that snot comes down when you cry.
One time, at band camp, I cried so hard that snot came down my snotslide.
by Squidgit October 03, 2010