Definitions by Squidgit

Schnecking 

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.

I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.

Schnecking by squidgit November 14, 2014

Sperm Spittoon 

A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex

Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!

Sperm Spittoon by squidgit October 7, 2010

Metapenis 

A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it

Atticus, show us your metapenis!

Metapenis by squidgit October 4, 2010

Snotslide 

The little vertical trench that is between the nose and the edge of the upper lip. That thing that snot comes down when you cry.

One time, at band camp, I cried so hard that snot came down my snotslide.

Snotslide by squidgit October 4, 2010