4 definitions by Squidgit

Top Definition
A penis with a tattoo of a penis on it with a tattoo of a penis on it
Atticus, show us your metapenis!
by squidgit October 02, 2010
A derogatory term for a vagina belonging to a woman who has a lot of casual sex
Maggie! Put some pants on! No one wants to see your sperm spittoon!
by squidgit October 06, 2010
The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.
I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.
by squidgit November 14, 2014
The little vertical trench that is between the nose and the edge of the upper lip. That thing that snot comes down when you cry.
One time, at band camp, I cried so hard that snot came down my snotslide.
by squidgit October 03, 2010

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